Tanjiro Kamado

Tanjiro Kamado is the main protagonist of Demon Slayer: Kimetsu no Yaiba. his catrchphrase is D-Doctoru-kun?~ W-wha?! pomf pomf Eh?! Wh-What are you doing?~ Y-yaaah!~ Yamero!~ OwO Ah! Ah! Ah! AH! D-Doctor-kun! Im about to- YAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!~ haaaah Kimochiiiiii~

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I have been eating sunny-side up eggs for breakfast every Sunday morning for as long as I can remember. Even after I moved out, I kept the tradition of sunny-side up eggs on toast alive. I've had them on days before difficult tests or whenever I have something important that I need a better breakfast than Cheerios for. I loved the flavor. It never got old. Just a simple breakfast, with a 5-minute preparation time, healthy and delicious.

Until today.

One foolish, foolish day after masturbating, I found myself curious about the flavor of my cum, something I'm sure I can't be alone in. Everyone wonders at some point. So after cranking one out, I stuck a finger into a glob of my jizz and took a lick.

It tasted  exactly  like the yolk of my sunny-side up eggs. The flavor, consistency, even the temperature were identical. Reflexively, I swallowed, which I sorely regret.

I thought it was nasty, understandably, and vowed never to taste my cum again, but thought little of the incident until the next morning, when I made myself eggs on toast once again. As soon as I took a bite of the runny, delicious yoke, I was unavoidably reminded of my own cum. I retched and spit out my food and completely lost my appetite. I couldn't finish my favorite breakfast.

I'm literally shaking and cry rn. My favorite breakfast is ruined. I can never again enjoy the simple pleasure of eggs on toast without vomiting at the thought of eating my own cum. Help me.

Personality
wAAAAAAAAAAA ZENITSU NO DONT TOUCH NEZUKO CHAN LIKD THAT

Abilities and Powers
TANJIRO PLAYS CSGO

Trivia

 * His first name contains the kanji for "charcoal", "to heal" and "son, male", which is also a common masculine name suffix. The first kanji of Tanjiro's surname translates to a traditional Japanese wood or charcoal-fuelled cookstove/furnace, while the second kanji means "door".
 * The second character could also reference taiji, which refers to the exorcism of Demons.
 * Tanjiro was ranked in 1st place as of the first character popularity poll with 6,742 votes.
 * Tanjiro shares his Japanese and English voice actors with Sieg, the protagonist of Fate/Apocrypha.
 * When Tanjiro lies, he can't make a normal face due to his honest nature.
 * Tanjiro inherited his hard forehead from his mother.
 * Tanjiro has been incorrectly dubbed as Gonpachiro Kamaboko, Gengoro Shakariki, Tontaro Itadaki, Kanjiro Anago, Tangoro Hamado, Jangoro Amado, Monjiro, Kentaro and Souchiro by Inosuke.
 * Tanjiro is one of the few characters to have a Nichirin Sword change appearance.
 * Apparently, Tanjiro is able to understand what birds are saying.

Quotes

 * (To Muzan Kibutsuji) "Muzan Kibutsuji! No matter where you go, I promise you won't escape me! You can run as far as you want! I'll follow you to the ends of Hell, and my blade will be the last thing you see! I'll never forgive you for what you've done!"
 * (To Kyogai) "I can't forgive you for killing."
 * (To Rui) The bond between Nezuko and I, cannot be severed! Not by anyone!"
 * (To Giyu Tomioka) "To dispel the regrets of those killed, to stop any more victims from appearing, I will relentlessly wield my blade against the Demons, and that's a fact. But I will not trample on the pains of being a Demon. Nor on those who regret their actions. Because Demons were humans. Because they were humans like me."
 * (To Sanemi Shinazugawa) "If you can't differentiate the good Demons from the bad ones, you should quit being a Hashira!!"
 * (To Enmu) "Don't thoughtlessly trample your way into people's dream! I won't forgive you."
 * (To the hatred Demon) "Stop playing the victim after killing and eating all those people!! You have a sick mind. Absolutely unforgivable. Evil demon...!! I will cut your head off right here!!"
 * (To Akaza) "The strong protect the weak. Then the weak get stronger, and help those weaker than themselves. That is the law of nature."
 * (About Muzan Kibutsuji) "I have never felt so cold toward a living being before. My stomach is churning with hatred. This is the first time and it's directed at you, Muzan Kibutsuji."

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