User:Jclem05

Just a random user here. I am an anime only watcher, so I will not know as much in the show as the people who’ve read the manga. My favorite characters in the anime is, from least to greatest, Inosuke, Giyuu, Tanjirou, and Zenitsu. I used to hate Zenitsu so much, but his annoyance grew on me, and next thing I knew, he started to become more brave. He still has some ways to go, which is one of the reasons I like him.

I did a parody page of him:

Zenitsu Agatsuma Gasai is an annoying son of a beach from the popular manga/anime series Mirai Nikki Kimetsu no Yaiba.

Appearance
Zenitsu is a young man below average height. He has pee colored hair, brown eyes, and pale skin. He wears the Demon Slayer uniform, which is brown because he peed all over it. He wears a pee colored robe with a triangle pattern, and wears leg warmers that has the same pattern as his robe. He wears brown socks and flip flops (since when did socks go with flip flops?)

Personality
Zenitsu is a whiny annoying beach who will not shut the frick up. He constantly screams and cries like the little beach he is. He is useful only when he’s sleeping (how was this loser in first place in the second popularity poll again?)

When he isn’t whining like a beach, he’s simping on women. Especially on our precious Nezuko-chan, and mind you, she looks and acts like an 11 year old, which is disgutang!

He is obsessed with Nezuko, to the point where he will kill anyone who walks up to Nezuko like the crazy mustard he is.

Abilities

 * Master Simp: Zenitsu is the master of all simps in anime, simping on every woman he meets.


 * Enhanced Vocal Cords: As much as this annoying beach screams, I’m honestly impressed that he hasn’t lost his voice or has a sore throat. Keep up the good work, Gasai!


 * Enhanced Hearing: You all know about this!

Swordsmanship

 * Simp Breathing: A technique created by Zenitsu in order to get women, even women who do not like him. It is derived from Lust Breathing, created by Mitsuri Kanroji which is derived from Fire Breathing, NOT created by Kyoujurou Rengoku.


 * First Form: Be My Wife, Please!- This user begs women on the street to be their wife.


 * Second Form: Neeeeeeezuuuuuuukooooooo-chaaaaaaaaaaaan!- This user says Nezuko’s name and chases Nezuko around so she can be their wife.


 * Third Form: Yeeeeeeeeeeeeessssssss~!- This user enjoys being painfully massaged by lolis like the masochist they are.


 * Fourth Form: I Would Never Spill Tea On A Girl- This user says the exact phrase in a seductive manner so the woman will be in love with them. Only works in the tea game in rehabilitation training.


 * Fifth Form: I’ll Protect You, Nezuko- This user uses Thundeclap and Flash and its variants to protect their precious Nezuko.


 * Bonus Form: Presents!- This user gives presents, usually flowers, to a girl so they can be their wife.



History
When Zenitsu was a baby, his parents thought he was annoying and abandoned him on the street. Years later, this dumba** gave some pretty girl he found on the street some money, and continued doing it until he was massively in debt. Then this old man came, payed him out of debt, and trained him to become a Demon Slayer. He climbed up a tree one day, scared, then lightning hit him and it turned his hair blonde. He later participated in the Final Selection in which he survived, unfortunately. Tanjirou found him on the street pestering some girl to marry him. Tanjirou was annoyed with him, but decided to be his friend. He went in the Tsuzumi Mansion and you all know what happened with him, that demon, the boar dude and the kid. And then other sheet happened that has yet to occur in the anime.

Trivia

 * 1) Zenitsu has the same last name as Yuno Gasai from the Mirai Nikki series. And I hate Yuno so much, I’m glad she died, and I’m glad this mustard died too.
 * 2) This post originally contained a lot of swearing, and since it would break the rules, I had to censor them or substitute them.
 * 3) In Kimetsu Academy, he dyes his hair blonde, causing Giyuu to continually punch him.
 * 4) Everyone on the show hates him. Even Tanjirou.
 * 5) He has an annoying VA in both English and Japanese.
 * 6) He has a ****** collection in his room.
 * 7) He swears the most out of the three.
 * 8) He has a habit of peeing in his pants.
 * 9) He’s a lolicon.
 * 10) His first name "Zen'itsu" means "evilness". His surname "Agatsuma" means "to simp".
 * 11) He won 69th place in the first popularity poll, and 666th place in the second.
 * 12) Just kidding!

Quotes

 * (About this page)- “IT’S AGATSUMA!!!”
 * (To Nezuko)- “NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEZUUUUKOOOO-CHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!”
 * (Most of his lines)- “IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIYYYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!”
 * (To Nezuko Again)- “I’ll protect you, Nezuko-chan!” (Yandere Face)
 * (To most of the characters in the Hinokami Chronicles)- “Okay, please stand still. I need to inspect your uniform… OH MY GOD, THIS GUY’S GOT A ****ING WEAPON!!!!!!!! GET THE **** AWAY FROM MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!111!!!111!!
 * (About himself) “Why am I such a beach?”
 * (To Himself) “B*TCHES BETTER GIVE ME CHOCOLATE!”
 * (To Rengoku) “Don’t **** with me.”
 * (To Tanjirou) "SHUT THE **** UP!!!
 * (About this page again) “Delete this.”

Links
|Shinobu
 * The actual page
 * Da cult. Click it.